Milk thieves

Someone has been nicking our corporate milk, apparently just after Dairy Crest have delivered it.

They started off being quite subtle - a half-pint here, a couple of pints there - but soon progressed on to a whole crate. Which is when we Noticed.

I personally was all for crouching in the bushes with night vision glasses and a supply of milk bottle tops to see these fiends for myself (who steals milk from doorsteps these days? It's like apple-scrumping; if that's what kids wanted Jamie Oliver wouldn't have his MBE), but instead we collaborated with Dairy Crest and outfoxed them by having the milk delivered later. Cunning.

I don't even like milk.